G.I. Joe: Retaliation



In this sequel, the G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence.

This was pretty much more what I had wanted from the first GI Joe movie. Not that the first one was bad but in terms of production value it was lacking. This one had a much better look to it and much less forced effects/action. It also had The Rock and as I've been saying for a long time - The Rock just makes everything better. Not sure that anything will match the adrenaline/testosterone rush of him and Vin Diesel on screen together but him and Snake Eyes came pretty close. There really wasn't much in the way of a complicated story or anything in this movie but was anyone really looking for one. This was a fun, brainless action movie based on my favorite childhood toys.

I would recommend anyone interested in these type of movies checking this out. It's not great. It's not bad either. It's a good watch and I liked it better than the first one.

Black Rock



Three young women – Sarah (Kate Bosworth), Abby (Katie Aselton) and Lou (Lake Bell) – get together for a private campout at one of the iconic settings of their childhood, an empty island off the coast of Maine, to renew their bond of sisterhood. They quickly learn, though, that the island is anything but empty, when they encounter three recently-returned servicemen, who have come to the island to hunt. A misunderstanding quickly turns to tragedy, and the three women soon find themselves the targets of the hunt. What started as a simple getaway to recall old times is now a race for survival as three ordinary woman must find extraordinary strength in order to beat the odds against violence and the elements.

This movie had an incredibly simple premise. It didn't waste too much time getting to the action. And even the tension/drama was kept simple and seemed much more realistic because of that. The movie was super short which made it even better. I was very surprised how this movie managed to keep my attention the whole time.

I would recommend people checking this out. It's not a must see (and didn't open wide anyway), but its worth checking out if you can find it online or when it's released on video.

Trance



Fine art auctioneer Simon (McAvoy), in league with a gang led by underworld boss Franck (Cassel), plots the audacious theft of a masterpiece by Goya from a major public auction. When Simon double-crosses the gang during the robbery, Franck retaliates violently and knocks him unconscious. In the aftermath of the heist, Simon sticks stubbornly - and perhaps shrewdly - to his claim that the violent trauma has left him with no memory of where he stashed the artwork. Unable to coerce the painting's location from Simon, Franck and his associates reluctantly join forces with a charismatic hypnotherapist (Dawson) in a bid to get him to talk. But as they journey deeper into Simon's jumbled psyche the boundaries between reality and hypnotic suggestion begin to blur and the stakes rise faster and far more dangerously than any of the players could have anticipated.

This was a very smart and edgy movie. McAvoy, Cassel and Dawson all put forth great performances and kept you totally dialed in to where the story was going to go and unsure of who you could trust. The tension throughout the movie and how it was intertwined with emotions of love, anger, betrayal, etc was very well done.

I would definitely recommend people checking this out. It was a very entertaining watch.

42



Hero is a word we hear often in sports, but heroism is not always about achievements on the field of play. 42 tells the story of two men—the great Jackie Robinson and legendary Brooklyn Dodgers GM Branch Rickey—whose brave stand against prejudice forever changed the world by changing the game of baseball. In 1946, Branch Rickey (Harrison Ford) put himself at the forefront of history when he signed Jackie Robinson (Chadwick Boseman) to the team, breaking Major League Baseball's infamous color line. But the deal also put both Robinson and Rickey in the firing line of the public, the press and even other players. Facing unabashed racism from every side, Robinson was forced to demonstrate tremendous courage and restraint by not reacting in kind, knowing that any incident could destroy his and Rickey's hopes. Instead, Number 42 let his talent on the field do the talking—ultimately winning over fans and his teammates, silencing his critics, and paving the way for others to follow.

This was a truly great movie. Sure, you know the story going in. You know it will be about Jackie Robinson's struggle against racism. Yet, it's done in such a way that you are so uncomfortable watching the tough racism scenes and develop an actual hatred for the actors/characters displaying it. You also get that awesome feeling of joy when he succeeds. The real surprise of the movie is the spectacular performance of Harrison Ford as the owner of the Dodgers. This was seriously his best performance in years and you cant help but love the wisdom and strength that the character played behind the scenes of Jackie Robinson.

I fully recommend that everyone take the time to watch this movie. It was amazingly done and did absolute justice to such an important part of sports history.

Evil Dead



In the much anticipated remake of the 1981 cult-hit horror film, five twenty-something friends become holed up in a remote cabin. When they discover a Book of the Dead, they unwittingly summon up dormant demons living in the nearby woods, which possess the youngsters in succession until only one is left intact to fight for survival.

This was probably one of the most terrifying trailers I have seen in theaters for a very long time. I had to look away during the trailer so I was terrified about seeing the actual movie. Luckily, the movie wasn't so much scary as I would have nightmares but the level of gore was beyond crazy. I had to look down at the floor numerous times because I couldn't watch what was happening. The story was kept simple just like the original and the build up was definitely tight enough that this just ended up being a hell of a gory ride for anyone who likes these types of movies. I'm definitely one of them.

I would absolutely recommend this movie to horror fans. Just be warned that it is insanely gory. It was bad back in 1981 but with all the advancements made in the film industry and what not - this one was that much more difficult to stomach.

Bullet To The Head



Based on a graphic novel, Bullet to the Head tells the story of a New Orleans hitman (Stallone) and a DC cop (Kang) who form an alliance to bring down the killers of their respective partners.

This was awful. Just like with Arnold's latest, they are trying to just make the same cheesy movies that they made in the 80s because of The Expendables success. However, the movies in the 80s/90s weren't even close to this cheesy and a big part of The Expendables success is that even though the action is awesome and what not they don't come close to trying to take themselves serious with the movie. Honestly - there are parts where they are almost parodying these kinds of movies. This one had a serious tone to it and it just made all the action and dialogue atrocious. Some of Stallone's lines were downright painful.

I would absolutely not recommend that anyone bother with this movie. It is total garbage and a blatant waste of everyone's time. Dude should just stick to The Expendables franchise and accept that his time has passed.

The Host



What if everything you love was taken from you in the blink of an eye? The Host is the next love story from the creator of the "Twilight Saga," worldwide bestselling author, Stephenie Meyer. When an unseen enemy threatens mankind by taking over their bodies and erasing their memories, Melanie Stryder (Saoirse Ronan) will risk everything to protect the people she cares most about - Jared (Max Irons), Ian (Jake Abel), her brother Jamie (Chandler Canterbury) and her Uncle Jeb (William Hurt), proving that love can conquer all in a dangerous new world.

I had read this book and expected it to be very difficult to translate to the screen. I was pretty much right. They sped through the first third of the book that established the world that the movie was based in with a quickened narrative play by play. The biggest part of the story was that the "host" was still awake in the alien's new body and talked to her inside their shared head. The voiced over host communicating was lamely done and awkwardly over dramatic. The movie is still watchable but nowhere near as it could have been if they would have emphasized the sci-fi part of it instead of the fluffy lovey/dovey stuff.

I would lukewarmly recommend people checking this out. It's not a bad watch but you kind of are better off reading the book prior to seeing the movie for background knowledge. But the book is better and makes the movie somewhat disappointing.

Dead Man Down



Dead Man Down is an action thriller that stars Colin Farrell and Noomi Rapace as two strangers whose mutual desire for revenge draws them together and triggers an escalating trail of mayhem. The film also stars Academy Award-nominee Terrence Howard and Dominic Cooper.

If this movie could have been edited a lot tighter, I probably would have loved it. I liked the story very much, the dynamics between Colin Farrell and the girl and the tension that developed throughout but there was too much time that led to a lot of dragging and pensive staring. The ending confrontation was awesome.

I'd still recommend people who were interested in seeing it check it out. Its a good watch but about 20-30 minutes too long.

Admission



Tina Fey and Paul Rudd star in Admission, a movie about the surprising detours we encounter on the road to happiness. Straight-laced Princeton University admissions officer Portia Nathan (Fey) is caught off-guard when she makes a recruiting visit to an alternative high school overseen by her former college classmate, the free-wheeling John Pressman (Rudd). Pressman has surmised that Jeremiah (Nat Wolff), his gifted yet very unconventional student, might well be the son that Portia secretly gave up for adoption many years ago. Soon, Portia finds herself bending the rules for Jeremiah, putting at risk the life she thought she always wanted -- but in the process finding her way to a surprising and exhilarating life and romance she never dreamed of having.

This could have been a great comedy with the talents of Tina Fey, Paul Rudd and Lily Tomlin. Unfortunately, they overloaded this movie with so much unneccesary heartstring pulling drama that all laughs kind of go by the wayside and the movie ends up being very heavy on the waa-waa and just kind of circles the drain for 2 hours.

I wouldn't really recommend anyone bothering with this movie. It's really not a comedy. It's too all over the place to be a legit drama. It really just doesn't know what it wants to be and is a waste of your time.

Temptation




An exploration of the intrigue and perils of infidelity, Tyler Perry's Temptation is a compelling love story that dives straight into the heart of obsessive passion. “It's about a woman who starts to get restless in her relationship and her choice to be with another man has a huge effect on the rest of her life," explains screenwriter/producer/director Tyler Perry. "She goes on a journey – in her career and in her marriage – and she ends up in a very different place than she expected." In a departure from his previous dramas, this explosive film finds Perry exploring the nature of desire – and just how powerful and dangerous a taste of the forbidden can be. "This is definitely one of the most provocative movies – sexually and otherwise – that I've made," says the director. "There are a lot of people who struggle in their relationships. They make bad choices about their marriages. They get divorced. And so many of them don't step out of their situation and really think about the consequences of what they're doing. This movie asks, 'Are you sure you want to do this?’ It sends up a flag."

This was pretty much another textbook Tyler Perry movie without Madea. It's great character drama where the small group of characters are very well developed and you are interested in where they will go based on their decisions/actions. For awhile it was actually less melodramatic than most of his other fare without any major incidents that the characters had to deal with but then it kind of ended up going that way anywho.

I would definitely recommend this to anyone who has liked Tyler Perry's previous movies like this. It's different in that its mostly about desire and thinking the grass is greener on the other side instead of the usual rising above/redemption kind of stuff.

Spring Breakers



Spring Breakers tells the story of four sexy college girls as they plan to fund their spring break getaway by burglarizing a fast food shack. But that's only the beginning... At a motel room rager, fun reaches its legal limit and the girls are arrested and taken to jail. Hungover and clad only in bikinis, the girls appear before a judge but are bailed out unexpectedly by Alien (James Franco), an infamous local thug who takes them under his wing and leads them on the wildest Spring Break trip in history. Rough on the outside but with a soft spot inside, Alien wins over the hearts of the young Spring Breakers, and leads them on a Spring Break they never could have imagined.

How in the blue hell did this movie get such raving reviews. I watched the trailer and couldn't for the life of me understand how the reviews I was hearing were paired with this movie. I thought maybe it was a great movie that was just pushing the 'girls gone wild" and drug/thug angle to pull in that audience too. I was wrong. And so were all the great reviews. It is nothing more than a "girls gone wild" and drug/thug themed movie with James Franco playing an incredibly annoying character and the direction, while trying to be artsy, really only accomplished being annoying.

I wouldn't recommend anyone checking this movie out. It was a giant turd and a complete waste of time based on moronic critics praising it for some completely unknown reason.