Silent House

Silent House is a uniquely unsettling horror thriller starring Elizabeth Olsen as Sarah, a young woman who finds herself sealed inside her family's secluded lake house. With no contact to the outside world, and no way out, panic turns to terror as events become increasingly ominous in and around the house.

Pretty much a big turd. I felt no fear whatsoever for the first hour. The hand held vamera thing is pretty much done for me scary wise unless the movie title is Paranormal Activity and has a number after it. Once the "fear" portion of it was over and they went it to the "swerve", I was beyond done and started reading my book on my phone.

I would absolutely not recommend anyone wasting there time with this garbage. These movies needs to stop.

The Three Stooges

Left on a nun's doorstep, Larry, Curly and Moe grow up finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking and woo-woo-wooing their way to uncharted levels of knuckleheaded misadventure. Out to save their childhood home, only The Three Stooges could become embroiled in an oddball murder plot... while also stumbling into starring in a phenomenally successful TV reality show.

This is one of those movies that is what it is. Were you expecting some sort of greatness? If so, you are a fool. It's a franchise that is based on stupidity and silliness. This movie was stupid and silly . . . . . . . but I was still able to laugh at it for what it was. It's rated PG so in all honesty, it's more for kids and is full of sight gags and the stooges sounds when goofing around. I was able to shut off my brain and laugh sometimes at the silliness that it was.

I would somewhat recommend people checking this out. It's not a must see. Kids will love it. You will laugh at times if you are able to shut off your brain like I was.

Lockout

Set in the near future, Lockout follows a falsely convicted ex- government agent (Pearce), whose one chance at obtaining freedom lies in the dangerous mission of rescuing the President's daughter (Grace) from rioting convicts at an outer space maximum security prison.

This was without a doubt - the WORST edited movie that I have seen in my entire life. Apparantly, they decided that they wanted a PG-13 rating at the last second and decided to cut back on the blood and/or foul language. However, they didn't do reshoots and just cut the scenes. The result is it going from scene to scene with no transition whatsoever. Pearce headbutts a guy - cut scene - they are running out of the room on the completely different side of where they are with people chasing them. The movie was a giant turn regardless but could have been a "guilty pleasure" type movie but the editing just makes it straight up unbearable.

I wouldn't recommend this movie to anyone. No - wait!!! Actually, I would. This is one of those movies that is so absurdly bad - that people should see it just to sit there going "What the f@ck?"

Casa De Mi Padre

Armando Alvarez (Will Ferrell) has lived and worked on his father's ranch in Mexico his entire life. As the ranch encounters financial difficulties, Armando's younger brother Raul (Diego Luna) shows up with his new fiance, Sonia (Genesis Rodriguez). It seems that Raul's success as an international businessman means the ranch's troubles are over as he pledges to settle all debts his father has incurred. But when Armando falls for Sonia, and Raul's business dealings turn out to be less than legit, all hell breaks loose as they find themselves in a war with Mexico's most feared drug lord, the mighty Onza (Gael Garcia Bernal).

This movie is blatantly a one trick pony. It's supposed to make you laugh because it's Will Ferrell in the middle of a telenovela. And it works. Even though it gets old pretty quick, I was still laughing just at seeing him in this from beginning to end. And the movie isnt even 90 minutes long. Its got all of the over the top drama that a telenovella would have and then there is Will Ferrell talking spanish standing out like a sore thumb.

I wouldn't blatantly recommend people see this because it really is a one trick, silly movie. I thought it was hilarious though.

Salmon Fishing In The Yemen

When Britain's leading fisheries expert (Ewan McGregor) is approached by a consultant (Emily Blunt) to help realize a sheikh's (Amr Waked) vision of bringing the sport of fly-fishing to the desert, he immediately thinks the project is both absurd and unachievable. But when the Prime Minister's overzealous press secretary (Kristin Scott Thomas) latches on to it as a "good will" story, this unlikely team will put it all on the line and embark on an upstream journey of faith and fish to prove the impossible, possible.

This was a cutesy movie.  There really isn't much more to say about it than that.  Emily Blunt is totally enjoyable as always.  You believe in the chemistry that she has with Ewan McGregor.  And the story is paced well enough that I wasn't spending more time looking at my watch than at the screen.

I would somewhat recommend people checking this out.  It's not a must see by any means and you could honestly wait for cable.  The only real sell in this is Emily Blunt, who is right behind Emma Stone as far as actresses that I really enjoy in whatever they are in.

The Intruders

Though no one can see him, Hollow Face lurks in the corners, desperately desiring love but only knowing how to spread fear and hate. He creeps into the life of John Farrow (Clive Owen) after Farrow's beloved 13-year-old daughter Mia (Ella Purnell) is assaulted in their home. The line between the real and the imaginary blurs as fissures start to open within the family unit. It seems that no security measure can keep Hollow Face out.

A surprisingly watchable creeper with the whole psychological twist. I had called it pretty early on but it was still well played out and it wasn't overly long. Although Clive Owen was supposed to be the acting that carried the movie, I actually really liked the daughter. She had to carry at least the first half plus of the movie and did a really admirable job.

This movie is only opening limited so I don't know how many people will actually get a chance to see this, but it is kind of worth it for those of you looking for a good scare flick.

American Reunion

It was summer 1999 when four small-town Michigan boys began a quest to lose their virginity. In the years that have passed, Jim and Michelle married while Kevin and Vicky said goodbye. Oz and Heather grew apart, but Finch still longs for Stifler's mom. Now these lifelong friends have come home as adults to reminisce about and get inspired by the hormonal teens who launched a comedy legend.

This move was a sad attempt at recapturing something that passed by a long time agao. American Pie was last decades' sex comedy for early 20 year olds. It was hilarious. I loved it. Both sequels were lamer than the original and the franchise ended. Then this decades' crazy over the top comedy came out. And The Hangover was a classic. Again - sequel nowhere near as good. And I have to honestly say that if those movies didn't come out - this movie never would have been attempted and wasted our time. It was more of the same recycled stuff and characters. It took way to long to get there. And I barely laughed at all except for anything non-Stifler related. Even that got pretty old pretty fast.

I wouldn't really recommend anyone bothering with this. It was a lame attempt at reincarnating something that should have just been left alone.