Texas
Chainsaw 3D continues the legendary story of the homicidal Sawyer family,
picking up where Tobe Hooper's 1974 horror classic left off in Newt, Texas,
where for decades people went missing without a trace. The townspeople long
suspected the Sawyer family, owners of a local barbeque pit, were somehow
responsible. Their suspicions were finally confirmed one hot summer day when a
young woman escaped the Sawyer house following the brutal murders of her four
friends. Word around the small town quickly spread, and a vigilante mob of
enraged locals surrounded the Sawyer stronghold, burning it to the ground and
killing every last member of the family - or so they thought. Decades later and
hundreds of miles away from the original massacre, a young woman named Heather
learns that she has inherited a Texas estate from a grandmother she never knew
she had. After embarking on a road trip with friends to uncover her roots, she
finds she is the sole owner of a lavish, isolated Victorian mansion. But her
newfound wealth comes at a price as she stumbles upon a horror that awaits her
in the mansion's dank cellars.
This movie
was pretty much awful. It’s not like I
expected anything good from it going in, but it was actually worse. There were pretty much zero frights and I
never thought I would say this, even the amount of gore was pretty lame . . . .
. especially for the blatant “3D” version.
To make matters worse they tried to expand the story. They even went so far as to try and portray
Leatherface as misunderstood and . . . . . .wait for it . . . . . one of the
good guys. Yeah. That happened.
I would
recommend nobody bother with the bazillionth attempt at this movie or an
expansion of it. It is a total waste of
90 minutes of your life.