Moonfall

The world stands on the brink of annihilation when a mysterious force knocks the moon from its orbit and sends it hurtling toward a collision course with Earth. With only weeks before impact, NASA executive Jocinda "Jo" Fowler teams up with a man from her past and a conspiracy theorist for an impossible mission into space to save humanity.

This movie was even more of a joke than I expected from the trailer.   Like I'm always down for one of those end of the world kind of movies as long as the effects are cool enough and the story is somewhat digestible.  But this had neither of those things.  The effects were nothing that we have not seen a ton of times already.  And the story was absolute garbage with some of the lamest and unnecessary character development I have ever seen.  

I wouldn't recommend anyone remotely bothering with this movie.  It's a big giant turd and is pretty much the first lock for the Worst 10 Movies of the year list 11 months from now.

Jackass Forever

Celebrate the joy of a perfectly executed shot to the groin as Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O and the rest of the gang return for another round of hilarious, wildly absurd and often dangerous displays of stunts and comedy.

Does this really have to be reviewed.  It's Jackass.  Its a bunch of grown ass adults acting like fools.  You either find it funny or you don't.  I find it funny like 50% of the time because some of the stunts are legit funny as hell and then I wince through the rest.

My recommendation means absolutely nothing here at all.  You either see these or you don't.  If you never have why the hell would you start now?  

Cyrano

On one side, the passion of a teacher seeking to pass on the beauty of the texts to his pupils, on the other the commitment of a director to his troupe. An in-depth look at the recreation of "Cyrano de Bergerac", Edmond Rostand's masterpiece, by the Théâtre de Carouge, Geneva. 

I really enjoyed this movie and that speaks volumes because these types of movies are usually my kryptonite.  They basically always put me to sleep so when I enjoy one so throroughly that is very impressive.  I loved the somewhat musical part of the movie at times and Peter Dinklage really was perfect for the role.

I would definitely recommend people checking out this version of the age old story.  It was a very enjoyable watch and I never thought I would be saying that about this.

Spider-Man: No Way Home

With Spider-Man's identity now revealed, our friendly neighborhood web-slinger is unmasked and no longer able to separate his normal life as Peter Parker from the high stakes of being a superhero. When Peter asks for help from Doctor Strange, the stakes become even more dangerous, forcing him to discover what it truly means to be Spider-Man.

Wow!  Just plain wow!   This has to be the most surreal movie going experience ever.   I can't really go into too much detail without spoiling anything but to be watching characters or actors from different versions of Spider-Man interacting was truly mind-blowing.   It would have been awesome even in a small sample of it like I honestly expected but to see it on as grand a scale as it ended up being was amazing.   Tom Holland cemented himself more as my favorite Spidey.  The returning characters that you have grown to love were all awesome.  Doctor Strange made a great addition.  The action and overall story were great and then all that other stuff that I don't want to spoil for everyone.   A very very enjoyable watch that had a very high bar of expectations and completely surpassed said bar.  

I would definitely recommend everyone checking this out.  As much as the Avengers movies - especially the last two were mind blowing with all the people on screen together, this one took that idea and topped it in a way simply because it never should have been possible to see this stuff. 

Scream

Twenty-five years after a streak of brutal murders shocked the quiet town of Woodsboro, a new killer has donned the Ghostface mask and begins targeting a group of teenagers to resurrect secrets from the town's deadly past.

This was pretty disappointing because it really was just subpar casting that ruined it.  Enough time had gone by for it to be brought back.  The horror genre has changed so much that they were able to do new sarcastic commentary on how the movies are and this one was just like the original.  The problem is that there was no Matthew Lillard or Jamie Kennedy to deliver great scenes.  Words do no justice to how much that held this movie back.   

I wouldn't really recommend anyone bothering with this.  It ended up being a pretty poooooooooooooooooooop watch.

Death On The Nile

Belgian sleuth Hercule Poirot's Egyptian vacation aboard a glamorous river steamer turns into a terrifying search for a murderer when a picture-perfect couple's idyllic honeymoon is tragically cut short.

So the movie has actually opened finally.  This movie has been delayed probably more than any other movie with the pandemic.  It was delayed so much that in the time while it's been on hold most of the cast have gotten themselves stuck in massive controversies to the point that nobody could even really market the movie.  But anyway - regarding the movie itself - it was pretty much a giant snooze fest.  It was like an hour before the death even took place.  The cast was good with som cool characters but definitely not enough to make the movie worth it.  

I would not really recommend anyone bothering with this.  The movie is ultimately just kind of there and you forget about it 2 minutes after watching it.