Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
This movie was essentially supposed to be Willy Wonka in a toy store instead of a chocolate factory. The big problem with that is that Dustin Hoffman was no Gene Wilder or even Johnny Depp in the remake of Chocolate Factory. From an adult standpoint, Hoffman as Magorium might go down in history as one of the most annoying movie characters ever. I honestly wanted to throw soda at the screen at certain points because his heinous overacting and how annoying his big bushy eyebrows and crazy hair was. This movie also managed to completely squander the acting talent of Natalie Portman (worst laugh ever in this movie as pointed out by Wonder Woman) and Jason Bateman. All of that being said - this is a kids movie and for whatever reason the future steppies enjoyed this movie. Therefore, this movie falls under that dreaded category of movies that the kids will love while the parents wish for pencils to stab themselves in the eyes and ears with.
I wouldn't recommend this movie to anyone not willing to bite the bullet for their kids. Be warned, people! It's a pretty big bullet. Make sure that your children know the sacrifice that your optic nerves are making for them!
The Darjeeling Limited
I used to love Wes Anderson. Bottle Rocket and Rushmore were awesome! However, since then his movies get weirder and weirder. Royal Tennebaums was still pretty good. The Life Aquatic was just totally weird and The Darjeeling Limited is along the same lines of The Life Aquatic. I know that there are people who love this kind of straight faced, catching people in awkward true to life moments and if you are one of them - you will probably love this movie. It was a little bit past the weird line for me and I found myself not really attached to watching the movie even though I like all three of the main actors.
I would only recommend this movie to anyone who really enjoyed The Royal Tennenbaums and especially The Life Aquatic. Outside of that - I would suggest that people stay far, far away from this movie.
Beowulf
We saw this movie in digital 3D and it made it more of an experience than a movie. The 3-D effects were phenomenal and there were numerous points where I actually leaned back to avoid what was flying at me. It felt like something you would see at Universal Studios or Disney World. Unfortunately, the movie itself was kind of lame. Honestly, I probably wouldn't have liked it at all if it wasn't for the 3D effects. Its one of those high profile movies that you find yourself wondering why they spent so much money making this. The voices were good, but I'm not really a big fan of this motion capture animation. Its makes the people (especially in this 500 A.D. time) look really creepy.
I would have totally recommended anyone checking this out in digital or IMAX 3D. The experience was really cool. Unfortunately, outside of that I wouldn't really recommend this movie. And for those of you who think kids can see this because its PG-13, they can't. Its way too violent and they push nudity to the limit as far as possible too.
30 Days Of Night
Horror movies by design are usually ludicrous. Very rarely will you ever catch one with a legit story and what not so you kind of expect any sort of reality to be thrown out the window. However, you can't throw it so far out the window that it is millions of miles away. That was all I kept thinking with this movie. They are in Alaska . . . . . . for 30 days of night . . . . . with no electricity . . . . . . which would mean no heat . . . . . . for 30 days of night . . . . . in Alaska . . . . . and they need to worry about attacking vampires? I'm pretty sure that the mind numbing cold would have them done in about half way through night one, people! These people were running around outside for supplies and what not with nothing on their faces, no gloves, just all out hustle. Last time I checked, if I was to run down the block here in New York during the coldest day in winter, I would come close to passing out because of the weather making it impossible to breath. There was one point where one of the characters hid underneath a car . . . . . FOR FOUR DAYS! Again . . . . 30 days of night . . . . . in Alaska . . . . outdoors . . . . . with no food. The vampires are not the problem! You would be a human popsicle. To make things even sillier, these were some sort of ancient Roman vampires that spoke in all sorts of overdramatic, gladiator like terminology, did the most annoying screams when they weren't communicating all goth like, and looked like they were trying to constantly squeeze out a deuce. As if all of this wasn't silly enough - the movie completely spiraled out of control at the end with Josh Hartnett injecting himself with vampire tainted blood so that he could turn in to one of them and have this retardly delusional cage fight with the leader of the vampires. Spoiler Alert! . . . . he wins . . . but then he loses because he's now one of them and the 30 days of night is over. He flakes away to cigarette ashes in the arms of his estranged wife . . . . . . The end. No, I'm not kidding.
Stay away from this movie forever. It is truly horrendous and should never be viewed.
In The Valley Of Elah
This was a really powerful character drama. It was very well written and acted. Tommy Lee Jones performance as the father looking in the questionable death of his son was worthy of the Best Actor nomination that he got. Susan Sarandon didn't really have a lot of screen time as the grieving mother, but was great with the time that she was alloted. Charlize Theron was surprisingly strong as the against all odds cop that is looking in to the murder. The army personnel trying to cover every thing up were all very believable. The fact that this movie was inspired by true events only made it that much more enjoyable.
I'd recommend anyone interested in seeing this renting it. Its definitely worth the rental price.
Rendition
This movie was an awesome political drama. I thought that it captured the government perfectly with how some lady sitting behind a desk can decide in the blink of an eye to have someone extradited to a different country because they think he might have some kind of information. The only thing that held this movie back from being a four star movie was the . . . . . . . SPOILER ALERT . . . . . . . fluffy happy ending. The husband ends up getting reunited with his family. Now, let's be serious for a moment. The guy gets an accidental cell phone call from a terrorist that the government is monitoring. The government picks the guy up from the airport and transports him to some prison in North Africa. They torture him endlessly for god knows how long. A CIA agent witnessing the interrogation feels its too much, frees him, and sends him home. COME ON NOW!!! You are telling me that the government would ever let this guy go!?! They would let someone exist with the knowledge of what they did!?! That's just plain silly. As cruel as it sounds to say - this movie would have been so much more legit if the guy would have gotten killed to cover it up or something. The sappy ending took away a lot for me and this movie would have been phenomenal without it.
Even with the sappy ending, the movie is still very enjoyable. The validity of it is kind of questionable, but it was a good political drama anywho. I would recommend people checking this out. It's worth the price of rental.
Michael Clayton
The first hour of this movie was brutal. I had no clue what was going on, was bored out of my mind because I truly find few things less mind numbing than corporate law stuff, and was ready to pull the plug on the movie based on this being one of those movies that you know is "good" but its just not your cup of tea. However, WW wanted to hold on and see how it turned out and I'm glad that she did because the second hour of the movie and especially the ending were great. George Clooney performed the internally conflicted role very well and the rising tension during the last hour was also very well done.
I would recommend people checking this one out, but please be warned that the first hour feels like a very choppy nap session. The wrap up of the movie makes it worth the trip to the video store though.
American Gangster
I loved this movie. It was an awesome gangster/cops flick. Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe both put forth excellent performances. Ridley Scott did a great job of building up both main characters seperately for the first half of the movie, so that when the two sides did converge I found myself sitting on the edge of my seat. Going in to the movie, I was pretty turned off by how long the movie was (2 1/2 hours), but the movie didn't remotely feel that long. This movie wasn't as good as The Departed was last year, but I could see this winning best picture this year just like that did last year.
I very strongly recommend everyone checking out this bad boy. Its more than worth the price of rental and was one of the better movies to come out last year.
Why Did I Get Married?
I love Tyler Perry. I think his writing style is great and that his way of portraying every kind of relationship is beyond on the money. Not to mention that the character of Madea is one of the top five movie characters of all time. Unfortunately, she was not in this movie, but it was still beyond enjoyable. The characters were all so well developed that you could go back and forth between hatred for them, compassion for them, and laughing at them. He even made Janet Jackson look like an actual actress. The man deserves an amazing amount of credit for that alone, people!
I would recommend everyone checking this movie out. Its a great look at all kinds of relationships/marriages.
We Own The Night
I was so psyched to see this movie from the first time I saw the preview for it. It looked so much like last year's The Departed (the best movie of last year, people!). Unfortunately, I think I broke my most important of movie going roles and let my expectations get too high. I wasn't disappointed by this movie. I still really liked it a lot. Unfortunately, I definitely think that I could have seen this as one of the best movies of the year hands down if I didn't go in expecting it to be just that. Regardless of my expectations ramblings, this was a great film. The acting was top notch. Mark Wahlberg continues to get better with every role even though I still hum Good Vibrations a la Marky Mark every time I see him in a movie. Joaquin Phoenix continues to be phenomenal in everything that he does. The sibling rivalry between the two of them in the movie is excellently crafted along with the non-stop tension feeling.
I fully recommend that everyone checks this bad boy out. Even though I expected to see the best picture of the year and was disappointed, this movie was still totally worth the trip to check it out.
No Reservations
This is one of those movies that is just kind of . . . . . . there. It wasn't bad. It wasn't awesome. It was watchable, but not a must see. This is one of those prototype date movies. Uptight cook inherits her niece after her sister dies and at the same time has to deal with outgoing new chef at her restaurant. You can probably predict the entire movie just from that one sentence. Regardless of how completely formula the movie is - it is enjoyable if you have the time to check it out. It's cute with some big laughs and some big heartstring pulls as well.
I'd recommend people seeing this if they were interested in the preview.
I wouldn't recommend anyone rushing out to see this, but it is by no means a horrible watch.
Martian Child
This movie is a textbook formula movie. Its one of those where you basically saw the movie by watching the preview. Anyone who doesn't know how this bad boy is going to play out after seeing the commercial needs to be dragged out back and hit with the stupid stick, people! That being said, John Cusack happens to be my favorite actor and I have always found his delivery to be priceless and that alone made the movie worth the price of admission. The kid was actually pretty funny and had some great lines as well, and Joan Cusack and Amanda Peet both played off of John Cusack very well. I enjoyed the movie, but I could completely understand people thinking that the movie was so predictable and ultimately pointless.
I don't really know whether or not to recommend this movie. If you wanted to see, I think that you should. Just be warned that its just a long extension of the commercial.
Gone Baby Gone
I don't really know what to think of this movie. It was just kind of treading water at points and then it was really good at other points. It wasn't great. It wasn't bad. It was just kind of there. It felt kind of like an episode of Without A Trace I guess. Casey Affleck was actually pretty good in the lead role. Considering that this was big brother Ben's first attempt at directing - he definitely could have done much worse. I also liked the open ended final message that sometimes doing the "right" thing can be the wrong thing.
I would lukewarmly recommend people checking this movie out. Again, its not really anything to write home about but the movie is nowhere near horrid either.
Elizabeth: The Golden Age
This movie is basically a sequel to Elizabeth with Cate Blanchett assuming the role that she performed phenomenally a few years back. Unfortunately, this movie was nowhere near the first one's league. Where the first one was an epic a la Braveheart or Gladiator, this movie played more like Shakespeare In Love. That's not to say that it wasn't a good movie. It just wasn't the movie that was advertised and that I wanted to see. This movie is a lot more about emotions than the trials of running England and what not. Unfortunately, this pretty much made all the performances outside of Cate Blanchett a lot flatter than they had to be.
I would lukewarmly recommend people checking this one out. It is by no means a must see, but is worth the rental fee if you are in to period pieces like this.
The Assasination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
Holy Cow - this movie was so freaking long! I felt like WW and I were watching it for seven years. I fell asleep 3 different times for twenty minutes each and was still able to totally follow the movie. Even with my current ranting though, the movie was not bad. It was simply waaaaaaay too long and they could have easily edited up to an hour off of this 2 hour and 45 minute bad boy. All of the performances were great and the scenes of actual tension were awesome. The dead space in between was beyond nap worthy though and I ended up taking full advantage of that.
I would recommend people checking this movie out . . . . as long as they have seven years of their life to spare while watching it.