For customers of Super Club, membership has its privileges. For workers at the cavernous store, the most coveted honor is the "Employee of the Month" award, and having one's photo immortalized on the wall of fame in the staff lounge. Enter Zack Bradley (Dane Cook) and Vince Downey (Dax Shepard), two ultra competitive Super Club workers whose ten years of employment have resulted in drastically different career paths. While Vince – with the aid of his trusty sidekick Jorge (Efren Ramirez) -- has advanced to become head cashier and winner of 17 consecutive "E of M" awards, Zack is the ultimate slacker whose scruffy appearance and laid back attitude has made him popular with his colleagues, but kept him stuck in the lowly ranks of the store's box boys. The duo's longtime rivalry comes to a bitter head when Amy (Jessica Simpson) – a new cashier with a reputation of only dating "Employee of the Month" winners – transfers to the store, immediately becoming the object of both Zack and Vince's affection and often comical gamesmanship.
This movie was one giant turd. I didn't even finish watching it because I was literally sitting there thinking of all the things that I could be doing instead of finishing the movie. Dane Cook is the dictionary definition of overexposed. The man's first comedy album is one of the greatest things I've ever heard. However, he then exploded and has been all over the place doing the same schtick over and over again to the point where his voice actually annoys me. What a shame. As for Jessica Simpson - she is seriously the biggest (correction - second biggest after Paris Hilton) walking around the entertainment world. She has no talent whatsoever and is just plain annoying to see in any sort of medium. The really disappointing thing about this movie was that the supporting cast had some really hysterical actors who have shined in other movies, but they even screwed the pooch with not being able to utilize any of them either.
I wouldn't recommend this movie to anyone. Not on a rental shelf and not even on cable. There are so many better things you could do than watch this crapfest.
