In Transylmania, a motley group of college students embark on the most outrageous semester abroad ever at Razvan University. Located deep in the heart of the "cursed land" of Transylvania in a centuries-old castle, Razvan isn't your typical institution of higher learning – and the black leather-clad professors, three-foot-tall dean, instruction in crucifix-wielding, and topless vampiresses lurking in dark corners are just the start. It seems Castle Razvan was overtaken by a band of vampires led by the feared Vampire King Radu in the dark ages who's come back to reclaim it.This would have been considered a horrible "college" comedy in the early 80s. I stopped watching after 16 minutes. This is one of those that infuritate me that millions of dollars that I'll never see was spent on something like this.
I don't recommend anyone seeing this. Ever. Easily the worst "movie" I've seen this year.
