Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star

Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star is a new comedy starring Nick Swardson, Christina Ricci, Don Johnson, and Stephen Dorff. Bucky (Swardson) is a small town grocery bagger, going nowhere in life until he discovers that his conservative parents were once adult film stars! Armed with the belief that he has found his destiny, Bucky packs up and heads out to LA, hoping to follow in his parents' footsteps.

This movie sucks.  Absolutely sucks.  There really is nothing more to say.  I made it 13 minutes in and that was possibly some of the most painful minutes I've ever spent watching a movie.

Never see this.  Never.