Mortdecai

Juggling some angry Russians, the British Mi5, his impossibly leggy wife and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part time rogue Charlie Mortdecai (Depp) must traverse the globe armed only with his good looks and special charm in a race to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain the code to a lost bank account filled with Nazi gold. 

This is the definition of a WTF movie.  WTF to Johnny Depp being in this.  Another WTF to Paul Bettany, Gwynneth Paltrow and Ewan McGregor being in it too.  WTF to how very not funny it was.  WTF to a movie being so bad that they think its a good idea to a vomit off right there on the screen.  This movie was just very much awful.  

I wouldn't recommend anyone seeing this . . . . . Ever.  It not funny and atrocious written on it on every level.  Save yourselves!!!