Are you sick of sitting at your video store or looking at your Netflix log wondering whether or not you should rent that movie? Let me help you make the call.
American Ultra is a fast-paced action comedy about Mike (Eisenberg), a seemingly hapless and unmotivated stoner whose small-town life with his live-in girlfriend, Phoebe (Stewart), is suddenly turned upside down. Unbeknownst to him, Mike is actually a highly trained, lethal sleeper agent. In the blink of an eye, as his secret past comes back to haunt him, Mike is thrust into the middle of a deadly government operation and is forced to summon his inner action-hero in order to survive. This movie was garbage. Total garbage. It's like a stoner had some sort of a spy fantasy while high, was given money to make a movie and made this. Why were some of the legit actors in this movie? To make matters worse - Kristen Stewart was in this. She is by far the worst actress in all of Hollywood. I couldn't even finish the movie. It was that painful. I wouldn't recommend anyone wasting their time with this. It's a giant turd. I was watching it free online and couldn't even be bothered to finish it.
