With federal agents on his heels, a corrupt Miami businessman (Bill Paxton) tapes a million dollars to his midsection and flees to the exotic Cayman Islands, his unsuspecting daughter Pippa (Agnes Bruckner) reluctantly in tow. But while her father is desperately laundering his dirty money with a British investment banker (Stephen Dillane), Pippa runs off to explore the island and its wild party scene with native Caymanian Fritz (Victor Rasuk). This island bad-boy is a real charmer with a dark side that's liable to get Pippa and her father in serious trouble. He's also an ominous thread connecting a sinister drug lord to Shy and Andrea (Orlando Bloom and Zoe Saldana), two innocent lovers whose forbidden passion ignites a violent chain reaction across the West Indies paradise and turns the tropical haven into a refuge that's anything but safe.
You got all that? No? I don't either and I sat through the movie. Basically this movie was an attempt at making a movie like "Crash" but setting in a caribbean location. It was a bunch of random stories, told in a non sequential order that were supposed to all tie in at the end. However, you care so little by the time that you get to the end none of it matters. Orlando Bloom needs to keep making movies with Johnny Depp because he was pooptastic in this one without him.
I wouldn't recommend anyone going out to rent this . . . . . . or bothering to watch it on cable when it's on there either.
